TEAM MEAT: with balls this big, you need something proper to put 'em in. All our sponsored MEAT MEMBERS get a life's supply of meatpackers plus tees and stuff. We sponsor them 'cos they ROCK. From the metalheads to the petrolheads, they all live life in the cheeselane. We support them 'cos other poncey brands wouldn't and they're our mates. If you want a Meatandcheese sponsorship package for your thing, drop us an email. Or send us some money and we'll send you a TEAM MEAT package. Check out their sites and give 'em the respect they're due!
Juanita and the Rabbit
Juanita and the Rabbit hail from the Mission district in San Francisco. Walking round that place is like being in Grand Theft Auto. They have a kick ass sound and a kick ass van, complete with pit bulls. Check out their MySpace page, just don't mention The White Stripes, not even as a joke.
Sinuism
Stupidly loud super slackers Metal Eon & Jim from the Shop have a new 'singer', its 'Freddie's Boyfriend Chris'. Sinuism come up on your iPod as Heavy Fucking Metal!!! They've got another EP out called 'stripped down to skinless' and if you want your ears beaten into submission check out their shitty MySpace page.
Alexis Silver
She's the one your Mum warned you about.
Its super saucey saucepot adult entertainment star Alexis Silva.
As the only girl on Team meaT you know Alexis can handle it, she can beat off a room full of guys in a heartbeat.
Why not grab some tissues and give her a Google.
1977 Mopeds
Stop what your doing, cos these guys will ruin the image and the style that you're used to, when it comes to.... Mopeds.
The 1977 guys use BMX parts and cut down frames to make these kick ass little street racers
We've seen the future, Mini bikes are a total bust, the cool kids ride mopeds.
Bob Collins - Unhinged Motorcycle Racer
'Born to Ride' Bob is a nut job on a bike. His sportsbike antics mean that he spends most of his time either on the podium, in the hospital or in prison. He's lost his spleen, his licence and his liberty, Bob keeps it real and hangs out at porno shoots, what a hero.
Alternative Car Park
When we first saw Alternative CarMark and his mates in the pub we thought they were some sort of Lord of the Rings, middle-earth losers but we couldn't figure out why they always had such fit birds with them.
Turns out they are total kick ass rockstars and chicks love that!! Enjoy their "Brutal English Rock Renaissance" here.
Trevor Kitney's RS2000 Drag Car
Forget those carnival floats they make on Pimp My Ride, this is how we roll, with a 9.1 litre engine, this thing is a STREET LEGAL drag car complete with parachute. It'll be racing at Santa Pod in new Cheese livery this year. As well as the local Sainsbury's! Check out Trev's car shaped Birthday cake here.
Chris Mahoney
Chris 'the second most famous person from Wigan' Mahoney totally fucking kills it on a bike. Check out MeatMedia for pictures of Chris and his dead pig girlfriend.
Caiman - The Crocodillian Psycho!
He'll meet you... greet you....and beat you. Celtic Wrestling's Crocodillian Psycho is Team Meat's latest signing. Caiman is interactive and you can Challenge Caiman* to do anything that is neither illegal, death causing, sexual nor unfaithful in terms of his relationship. Anything!!
Simply email:challengecaiman@celticwrestling.com with a message titled 'Challenge Caiman' and you might end up on his DVD.
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