Discounts at Meatandcheese

TEAM MEAT: with balls this big, you need something proper to put 'em in. All our sponsored MEAT MEMBERS get a life's supply of meatpackers plus tees and stuff. We sponsor them 'cos they ROCK. From the metalheads to the petrolheads, they all live life in the cheeselane. We support them 'cos other poncey brands wouldn't and they're our mates. If you want a Meatandcheese sponsorship package for your thing, drop us an email. Or send us some money and we'll send you a TEAM MEAT package. Check out their sites and give 'em the respect they're due!

Caiman - The Crocodillian Psycho!

He'll meet you... greet you....and beat you. Celtic Wrestling's Crocodillian Psycho is Team Meat's latest signing. Caiman is interactive and you can Challenge Caiman* to do anything that is neither illegal, death causing, sexual nor unfaithful in terms of his relationship. Anything!!

Simply email:challengecaiman@celticwrestling.com with a message titled 'Challenge Caiman' and you might end up on his DVD. *Full details here

Sinuism

Noisy Noisy Noise. Featuring Metal Eon and Jim from the Shop, Sinuism come up on your iPod as Heavy Fucking Metal!!! They've got a new EP out called 'By All Accounts' and if you want your ears beaten into submission check out their shitty MySpace page http://www.myspace.com/sinuism.

Chris Mahoney

Chris 'the second most famous person from Wigan' Mahoney totally fucking kills it on a bike. Check out MeatMedia for pictures of Chris and his dead pig girlfriend....

Bob Collins - Unhinged Motorcycle Racer

'Born to Ride' Bob is a nut job on a bike. His sportsbike antics mean that he spends most of his time either on the podium, in the hospital or in prison. He's lost his spleen, his licence and his liberty, Bob keeps it real...

Trevor Kitney's RS2000 Drag Car

Forget those carnival floats they make on Pimp My Ride, this is how we roll, with a 9.1 litre engine, this thing is a STREET LEGAL drag car complete with parachute. It'll be racing at Santa Pod in new Cheese livery this year. As well as the local Sainsbury's! Check out Trev's car shaped Birthday cake on http://www.kissmyrs.co.uk.

Alternative Car Park

When we first saw Alternative CarMark and his mates in the pub we thought they were some sort of Lord of the Rings, middle-earth losers but we couldn't figure out why they always had such fit birds with them.

Turns out they are total kick ass rockstars and chicks love that!! Enjoy their "Brutal English Rock Renaissance" here.