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You really don’t need to be reading any of this smallprint toss, its just a blatant and shameless way of making our site more visible on t’internet. Its all cobblers. As long as we write this stuff somewhere we’ll be up there when you look for our product. Hopefully. So if you’ve got this far you must love looking really closely at websites, and if so, this is like finding that secret thing on a DVD. So this is the bit that that counts: If you want Funny T-shirts here’s where you can get funny T-shirts. Funny T-shirts. We sell filthy T-shirts, dirty T-shirts, wacky T-shirts, amusing T- shirts, rude T-shirts, manly T-shirts, offensive T-shirts, sexy T- shirts, slogan T-shirts, adult T-shirts, mens T-shirts, hilarious T- shirts. Sexy Tees, Pub Wear, I suppose you could say Joke T- Shirts or even Joke Tee Shirts in a variety of colours.by the bucket load we, sell funny t-shirts! And we sell them in a variety of sizes too! S or small t-shirts, L or Large t-shirts, XL or extra Large t-shirts. And T-Shirts in a variety of colours and sizes. We’ve got Red t-shirts, blue t-shirts, green t-shirts, and even grey t-shirts along with the classic black rock t-shirt and all shades of white t-shirt yellow t shirts navy t shirts orange t shirts maroon t shirts brown t shirts. We don’t have any pink t shirts because thats not right is it?
See here at MeatandCheese®, or Meat and Cheese we don’t actually sell meat or cheese, we sell tees. Although we did once think about importing Latvian Dog Cheese to Britain. Seriously. Its actually really delicious – sort of nutty, but quite expensive because as you’d imagine, you don’t get much milk from those little Latvian Daschunds. And their nipples are a devil to get hold of. So while we don’t sell either meat or dairy product anymore, we do pump out some of the World’s finest Tees. We switch up the designs and colours or ‘colors’ with no ‘u’ if you’re an American (howdy partner) so a lot of these are limited edition and if you snooze you lose! These T shirts could even be described as Art T Shirts or Collectable T shirts. They could quite possible be the funniest T Shirts in the world and one of them could even be the funniest T Shirt in the world. We have special offers on our T- Shirts and sometimes give you a free gift if you are nice. They are all packaged with a Free Sticker to stick on something. Everything in the CheeseMine is covered in them. Actually if anyone is reading this and they find a MeatandCheese® MeatSkull sticker stuck somewhere unusual in the World, you could enter our MeatandCheese® ‘Spotted Cow’ competition by sending us a photo of it (with surrounding circumstantial evidence of its location) and we will send you a gift. You don’t have to find the sticker, you could stick the MeatSkull yourself. Somewhere like a Policeman’s back or a Stripper’s ass perhaps… So, if anyone bothers to read this and bothers to stick the sticker on something cool, take a photo and send it in to us and we’ll send you something cool or, if its amazingly good, give you a go in our dragster or something fun. Maybe get some fireworks and headdown to the bottle bank. We’re serious. We’re also launching a competition to find next year’s ‘Face of Cheese’ Meat model. So if you know any game birds who don’t mind getting them out for the lads, email a picture of her (with them out) to email@example.com, subject: slapper. There will be some payment for the winning entrant. And of course fame and maybe the start of a glorious career in pornography.
MeatandCheese® are the originators of Applecrumble and Fish design, but we’ve got loads of other kick ass designs to chose from and while I’m at it I’ll mention, for search purposes of course, a few of our classic best-sellers like Jesus is Coming, Explore Down Under, York Hunt, Sean Patch Bush Trimming, Tickle My Pickle, Randy Panda, Last Chance Saloon, Monkey Rodeo, Vagina Miner, Smile, Dickin Cider, Holy Smokes, Healthy Body Dirty Mind, Filthy Monkey, Hear no Emo, On the Pull, You Twat. We’ve got designs up the ying tang yang, know what I’m saying?
Oh and one last thing if you’re buying T shirts for a present, for something like a Birthday Teeshirt a Christmas Teeshirt, a Christening Teeshirt, a Graduation Teeshirt, even an Easter Teeshirt, infact as a Gift for any Occasion come on over to MeatandCheese® please. Ideal gift for the man who has everything, or the man who’s HAD everything. And do us and yourself a favour, PLEASE have a look a size chart before you order. Sizing a Tee is not rocket science. Try not to balls it up.